Dtella Bible/commandments

== The Ten Commandments ==

1. Thou shalt follow the holy set of rules spaketh by thy IRC Network Admins.

2. Thou shalt not annoyeth thy ops, for their wrath is great and punishment merciless.

3. Give unto others, as thou wouldst have done unto you. Do not share thy passworded archives, or if thou must, bequeath unto dtella thy necessary password.

4. Help thy neighbor to be learned in the ways of dtella. Just don’t do it in thy main channel. The creator invented private messages for such reasons.

5. If thou has been naughty in the sight of an op, and thou has had thou’s ass banned, do not try to circumvent the holy laws of dtella. Thy holy op has been gracious in only taking your access. Do not force him to take your life as forfeiture to the holy creator.

6. The creator saw fit for only the denizens of the on campus realm to be granted the boon of dtella. Those who attempt to gain access to Eden from the outside shall be met with swift, merciless punishment.

7. A sharing and caring person is one who is not an asshole. For thine assholeish ways lead naught but to the path of destruction bestowed upon you by thy holy ops.

8. The wise and ass-kicking master Jackie Chan once asked, “do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” The equally wise and benevolent Chris Tucker responded that “Man, no one understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.” And thus came to pass the commandment that the only words coming out of one’s mouth shall be in English.

9. The Holy Ops created the bots of dtella as a boon to lessen the stress on the lives of the denizens of dtella. Do not abuse them, for they will fight back, and such wrath is a horror to behold.

10. Thou shalt follow thine benevolent commandments that have been set out before thee. Falter and retribution shall be swift and merciless.