Dtella:Book of Armaments

Armaments, chapter two, verses twenty-eight through thirty-three.

And Saint Attila raised the scollback book up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy book of scollback, that with it thou mayst reduce thine enemies to utter defeat, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large cows, and fresh fruit, and dirty mushrooms, and crickets, and submarine sandwiches, and beans, and rice, and bread, and many other delicious foods.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou click on thy tool butan. Then shalt thou move to log files, no more, no less. Log files shall be the butan thou shalt click, and the butan of the clicking shall be log files. Address book shalt thou not click, neither click thou received files, excepting that thou then proceed to log files. Finger is right out. Once the butan log files, being the log files butan, be reached, then openest thou thy Holy Scrollback of Dtella upon thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.